The official announcement from the Democrats that Queen Hillary the Inevitable is indeed going to be running for the presidency in 2016 is still forthcoming. Given that the conventional wisdom has been that she has been chafing at the bit for a second chance after being upset by Barack Obama in 2008 it is more than a bit mystifying as to why it has not been made official yet.  Democrats had better hope that she is not having second thoughts because the jackass party is “all in” on Mrs. Clinton and could become practically extinct overnight if she does not run.

But stories have been popping up that seem to indicate some degree of uncertainty for the unstoppable Hillary express. The beltway gossip site Politico has reported in an exclusive that “Hillary Clinton may delay campaign” and the Washington Post just published a column entitled “What if Hillary DOESN’T run?”. Could it be that there is trouble in paradise and that trouble may once again be attributed to her sex maniac husband’s wandering wienie?

The ugly story about Slick Willie’s links to billionaire pedophile and globe-trotting sex maniac Jeffrey Epstein have been slowly percolating on the internet but have yet to explode into the major domestic media.  The saga is an extremely lurid one and has in addition to Bubba also implicated a number of heavy hitters who were associates of the degenerate Epstein. The pride of the British royal family Prince Andrew has been accused of having sex with Epstein’s stable of underage girls and other prominent Epstein buddies include former O.J. Simpson lawyer Alan Dershowitz as well as numerous celebrities and politicians. Epstein’s depravity was off the chain and included soirees to a private island where kinky sex orgies were commonplace. While it has not yet been established that Mr. Clinton was one of the participants the very fact that his name is coming up as this pervert’s buddy could blow the 2016 Clinton restoration out of the water.

A story that was published earlier this month by the Washington Times indicates that Hillary is royally pissed off that Bill has been linked to Epstein. I excerpt the following from “Hillary Clinton ‘furious’ with husband Bill’s ties to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein”:

Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton is incensed that her husband, former President Bill Clinton, has been tied to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, who’s also at the heart of an investigation into Prince Andrew’s alleged sexual dalliances with a minor, the New York Post reported.

The sources told the Post they witnessed at the funeral of Mario Cuomo an obviously upset Mrs. Clinton “storm” past her husband, who waited for her at the door of St. Ignatius Loyola Church.

“Talk in Washington is that Hillary is furious with Bill about all this new information on Jeffrey Epstein,” the source told the newspaper.

Court documents related to a suit filed by Virginia Roberts, who alleges Mr. Epstein paid her $15,000 to have sex with the prince, also included several references to Mr. Clinton. The documents from 2011 show that Mr. Epstein had 21 different email and telephone numbers for Mr. Clinton and an aide in his directory.

The court documents also show Mr. Clinton “frequently flew” with Mr. Epstein on his private plane between 2002 and 2005. The court documents say that Mr. Clinton “suddenly stopped, raising the suspicion that the friendship abruptly ended, perhaps because of events related to Epstein’s sexual abuse of children,” the Post reported.

Mrs. Clinton, widely considered the front-runner for the 2016 Democratic presidential bid, is reportedly outraged that her husband’s name has again popped up in a sex scandal.

You can hardly blame Hillary for being “furious”.  She endured the humiliation of Bubba being caught using that chubby little trollop Monica Lewinsky as a humidor and the subsequent impeachment only to see her long-awaited run at the White House get tripped up by his hard on. The first sign that the story may soon crossover into the wider media – which loves celebrity sex scandals – was a piece in Newsweek online “Jeffrey Epstein: The Sex Offender Who Mixes With Princes and Premiers” that specifically names Bill Clinton. But as the conservative Breitbart News reports in the story “Buzzfeed  Investigates Bill Clinton’s Connection to Sex Scandal”:

If we learned anything from the UVA rape story, it’s that serious allegations of rape still have to be backed up by evidence. Wednesday, Buzzfeed looked for “hard evidence” connecting Bill Clinton to billionaire sex-offender Jeffrey Epstein and found it lacking.

Buzzfeed deserves credit for taking the question of Clinton’s involvement with Epstein seriously, especially since most news organizations don’t seem to have bothered. Still, there are some problems with the piece which are worth pointing out.

One of the problems is that it is a bit too bloodless to really convey the topic at hand. Buzzfeed’s Ken Bensinger alludes to the disturbing details of Epstein’s personal life but doesn’t spend much time presenting them to his readers.

The piece does link to some of the “stomach-wrenching” detail, but most readers probably won’t see it. That’s a problem because after you read through some of those details, you realize Epstein wasn’t just an occasional offender, he was a predator who had created a kind of assembly line for abusing girls as young as fourteen.

Substantial evidence gathered during a year-long investigation by police shows that he and his associates lured girls to his house for “massages.” Epstein would generally ask the young girls to disrobe and, if they were too small to reach him on his massage table, he would ask them to straddle him. Later he would flip over and begin masturbating or grab sex toys to use on the young women. The “massage” was over when he ejaculated into a towel.

The “towel” brings to mind a certain dark blue dress and while the “investigation” finds no definitive proof of Slick Willie’s participation in the sexual aspects it could be devastating to Hillary that his name has even come up again over something like this. The Democrats had better hope that Hillary isn’t getting cold feet because not only did they get their clocks cleaned in the November mid-terms they have no legitimate candidates. Joe Biden? What is that, a punchline?