In what has to be one of the most appropriate political endorsements ever, a bunch of whores have thrown their support behind Hillary Rodham Clinton for president. The gals from Nevada’s famous Moonlight Bunny Ranch are stumping for the queen and pushing a platform “Hookers For Hillary”. This follows the news that an enterprising San Francisco gay man is calling for others to “Bottom for Hillary”. Not that there was any chance that she was going appeal to social conservatives to begin with but were her team to have been planning to reach out to that particular demographic you can probably stick a fork in that idea now.

The Washington Times is reporting that “Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch launches ‘Hookers for Hillary’”:

Nevada sex workers at Dennis Hof’s famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch have launched a “Hookers for Hillary” Clinton website that endorses the former secretary of state’s campaign for president.

The legal brothel near Carson City, which was the subject of HBO’s “Cathouse” series, has drafted a four-point platform explaining their endorsement.

“Hillary Clinton, as part of her husband’s administration, envisioned health care reform in the 1990’s, long before President Obama was able to sign it into law,” they write. “The Affordable Health Care Act made health insurance available for the first time ever to the 500 independent contractors employed by Dennis Hof. With any Republican nominee likely to work for its’ repeal, the Bunnies want to protect the quality health coverage that they now enjoy.”

“As Secretary Of State, Hillary Clinton gained invaluable experience negotiating with foreign leaders, and the Bunnies can definitely relate to negotiating through a language barrier,” they continued. “The Bunny Ranch entertains customers from all around the globe, and the girls have great respect for any woman who can take powerful men from oppressive cultures and make them bend to her will.”

Too bad that Hillary ended up ditching the “Scooby Doo” van in Iowa and not making a trip farther out west to visit the sex workers at Bunny Ranch. For those with a taste for 1990’s trivia it was the Moonlight Bunny Ranch that gave a job to John Wayne Bobbitt. Bobbitt gained national fame after having his Johnson sliced off by his spouse Lorena in an act of extreme marital vengeance. Hillary may want to consider a similar response when Slick Willie inevitably brings her national embarrassment with his next sex scandal.