In a piece of news that should have them exchanging fist bumps and high fives at RNC headquarters it is being reported that notorious Mexican drug lord Joaquín Archivaldo Guzman Loera has allegedly put a $100 million bounty on Donald Trump’s head. Guzman who is more famously known as El Chapo is another one of those pissed off beaners who has been insulted over the Donald’s zero tolerance stance toward illegal aliens. But he actually has the means and money to take out his anger with action that goes beyond beating the hell out of one of those Donald Trump piñatas that are all the rage in Mexico these days and now appears to be doing so.
Senor Guzman became famous for his recent escape from a “high security” prison which was seized on by the salivating sensationalist media much like the “Shawshank Redemption” escape that took place in upstate New York earlier this year. The American sheeple love crap like this and the media can be counted on to dispense the bullshit biscuits and always have them begging for more. Thusly, El Chapo became a household word in the USA as well as a target of Trump’s scorn.
Now he is looking for revenge and as anyone who has seen “The Counselor”, “Savages” or “Breaking Bad” understands, these Mexican drug cartels can be some seriously bad-assed motherfuckers. The bounty on Trump is reported by Fox News Latino in the article “Chapo Guzman’s rumored $100M bounty on Donald Trump is ‘reason for concern’”:
Amid persistent rumors that fugitive Mexican drug lord Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán has put a $100 million bounty for the death or capture of Donald Trump, a former New York City Police Department commissioner is warning the Republican presidential candidate to not take the purported threat lightly.
“Any time you’re threatened by anyone, it’s a reason for concern,” Bernard Kerik told Newsmax. “This guy is a known killer. (…) He’s involved in one of the largest drug cartels in the world,” he added.
Trump earned the ire of Guzmán over the summer, while he was still in prison, when the real estate mogul and candidate made his now infamous remarks about Mexican immigrants – he said during his campaign speech that Mexico sends its criminals and “rapists” to the U.S.
An unnamed inmate told teleSUR he witnessed Chapo’s angry reaction.
“He was mad. He wants Donald Trump dead and will pay any amount of money to have Donald Trump’s head,” he told the Latin American television network.
Months of drive-by media smear pieces, ginned up controversies over John McCain’s “war hero” mythos and Megyn Kelly’s vaginal blood flow as well attacks by moneylaundering front groups like the Club for Growth have failed to put a dent in Trump’s armor. Now the $100 million bounty could accomplish what the establishment couldn’t and solve the Trump problem once and for all so that the GOP can get about the business of crowning Jeb! as their king.