In an era where more states are recognizing that texting while driving recklessly endangers others, another alarming trend in America is the escalation in vehicular mishaps due to drivers who lose control while pleasuring themselves. Just a couple of weeks ago a Michigan man named Clifford Ray Jones was killed when he was ejected from his sunroof after crashing due to whacking off to porn videos on his smartphone, now a Georgia misfit is in the news. Donald Marvin Johnson didn’t blast off to that great peep show booth in the sky as the ill-fated Mr.Jones did but he was arrested by police after ass-ending another vehicle with his Saturn while yanking his crank.

The Smoking Gun reports “Cops: Driver Pleasuring Self Caused Crash”:

A Georgia motorist was masturbating when he plowed his vehicle into a van that had Stopped at an intersection, police report.

According to cops, Donald Marvin Johnson, 63, was “physically distracted” while driving his Saturn Ion Monday morning in Martinez, an Augusta suburb.

Johnson was “following too closely” when he rear-ended a Chevrolet Astro van.

As detailed in a Columbia County Sheriff’s Office report, driver Ricartia McBride, 28, told police that she saw Johnson’s car “swerving and driving recklessly” before the crash, adding that his vehicle “almost hit her two or three times.”

McBride, cops reported, said that, “the last time she looked over at Mr. Johnson, he had his penis exposed outside of his pants and was physically masturbating.”

Johnson was arrested for public indecency and following too closely and booked into the Columbia County jail, where he is being held on $11,200 bond.

According to court records, Johnson was previously convicted of public indecency in 2008, a bust that came after he was spotted masturbating behind the wheel.

It is a disturbing and creepy tale of moral depravity that is only made worse when considering how many other masturbators are out there  on the roads who have have better hand-eye coordination than these two freaks.