With a new poll showing an increasingly unpopular Hillary Clinton in a dead heat with Donald Trump, the witch of Wall Street needs all the help that she can get. So it appears that she is going to work at appealing to certain niches including fans of such paranormal subjects as UFO’s or as she corrected late night host Jimmy Kimmel – UAP’s – the newest official government name for unexplained aerial phenomenon. There is much opportunity to expand the party with the batshit demographic and let’s face it, one would have to have a few loose screws to swallow Mrs. Clinton’s never ending loop of lies to begin with.

According to the New York Times “Hillary Clinton Gives U.F.O. Buffs Hope She Will Open the X Files”:

When Jimmy Kimmel asked Hillary Clinton in a late-night TV interview about U.F.O.s, she quickly corrected his terminology.

“You know, there’s a new name,” Mrs. Clinton said in the March appearance. “It’s unexplained aerial phenomenon,” she said. “U.A.P. That’s the latest nomenclature.”

Known for her grasp of policy, Mrs. Clinton has spoken at length in her presidential campaign on topics as diverse as Alzheimer’s research and military tensions in the South China Sea. But it is her unusual knowledge about extraterrestrials that has struck a small but committed cohort of voters.

Mrs. Clinton has vowed that barring any threats to national security, she would open up government files on the subject, a shift from President Obama, who typically dismisses the topic as a joke. Her position has elated U.F.O. enthusiasts, who have declared Mrs. Clinton the first “E.T. candidate.”

“Hillary has embraced this issue with an absolutely unprecedented level of interest in American politics,” said Joseph G. Buchman, who has spent decades calling for government transparency about extraterrestrials.

It’s a sign of how much closer to Idiocracy that we have come during the Obama nightmare. Former Democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich was scourged by the media over the topic after claiming that he saw a UFO. Then again as Orwell so aptly put it “all animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others” which is always the case with the political elite so Clinton won’t face similar ridicule.

No word as to whether she will make similar overtures to those obsessed with Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster although a Hillary win in November will prove that there is little intelligent life here.

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