A top liberal website’s coverage of an enormous story clearly shows that they are truly in tune with the tastes of their audience. The Huffington Post is regaling readers with coverage of the world’s largest dildo. You just cannot make stuff like this up and it gives an entirely new meaning to all the news that fits.

According to the HUFFPO “Sex Toy Company Erects World’s Largest Dildo (NFSW)”:

As promotional products go, this one’s pretty ballsy.

It’s a 12-foot, 4-inch-tall replica of a male sex organ that its makers believe is the world’s largest dildo ever made.

The supersized sex toy is the brainchild of Nick Orlandino, the Chairman and CEO of Pipedream Products, a sex products company based in Chatsworth, California.

Orlandino came up with the idea of a monstrous member earlier this summer in preparation for the Adult Novelty Manufacturers Expo (ANME), a sex toy convention held every summer in Burbank, California.

”Two years ago, we made a wall of c***s featuring our product,” Orlandino told HuffPost. “It was the hit of the show, so I was trying to figure out how to out do myself.”

The company’s flagship brand is a dildo called the “King Cock,” and, in June, Orlandino decided to create a truly king-sized version.

“My employees looked at me like I was crazy,” he said. “But a few hours later, they came back and said, ‘We can do this.’”

It took about three weeks to design, mold and sculpt the massive member.

“We had to use aluminum air duct panels to make the shell and then put the rubber over this,” he said, emphasizing that the elephantine erection was, like all the company’s products, made in America.

The popular leftist online hangout actually seems to have quite a fascination with such things with a number of previous stories about the popular phallic substitute including “Dildo Hoverboard Definitely Not Taking You ‘Back To Future’”, “This Dildo Drone Is Both A Dildo … And A Drone”“Don’t Worry, Ted Cruz Won’t Ban Dildos If He’s President”“The Dildomaker Is A Conceptual Pencil Sharpener-Like Gadget That Turns Any Object Into A Dildo”“Fired From a Dildo Factory”“‘Dildomaker’ Creator Speaks! Don’t Expect To Be Home-Carving Dildos Anytime Soon”, “Ad Promotes Gun Safety — With Dildos” and “‘Ask A Clean Person’ Author Shares Dildo Cleaning Tips” with video presentation by two ugly fat chicks on how to best clean your device.

Of course, being the smarmy liberal sewer of cyber smut that it is, the editors just couldn’t resist taking the obligatory pot shot at their hated enemy with the subtitle of the story being: “… And you thought Donald Trump was this country’s biggest prick” which will draw lots of guffaws given the type of deviants who frequent the site.

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